Friday, December 16, 2011

Really? Can't we do better!

Yesterday, I had my annual physical.

Yea, fun right?

I'd like to say it was pretty uneventful and in some ways it really was, but in one way it was hysterical.

I have to say, is there no one out there who can design a better paper gown?

Honestly, I think I could come up with something better than they have now, and I know nothing about designing.

This is the lovely gown we get now.  It is about as thin as toilet paper. 

No kidding, the top half is like a shirt with a slit down the front and it barely covers your belly. 

Couldn't they at least make it a little longer?  Then they give you a blanket to wrap around your bottom half made of the same toilet paper.

I tried to adjust it and I ended up with about 4 rips before the Dr. actually came in.  I couldn't help but laugh at myself at how I was trying to "cover myself" with this flimsy little thing.

Thank heaven's he was running behind.  It gave me a few minutes to compose myself.

While I was laying there I was thinking someone should come up with a better design for these things, they could probably make a million dollars.

While searching for the kind I was given I found one kind of like I was thinking.

But I did have one little change that needed to be made so that it was more appropriate for the Doctor.

Can you guess what it is?

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